The Turd Polisher travel

The Turd Polisher travelWho saw our April Fool's post? We advertised that a new wax was coming soon The Turd Polisher! And this was the summary we gave "A new wax that will make even your turd of a car look great! A unique blend of luster enhancing ingredients, to add shimmer, luminosity and brilliance to all types of paintwork whilst still delivering high end protection in a fun and easy to use wax, fragranced with the sweet smell of success yes you can polish a turd!" So

Apply a thin even layer to spotlessly clean paintwork using a wax applicator

Price: £10

Contains Almond oil

Using advanced technologies and carnauba wax

helping to keep your leather looking great

Polishing alone won't usually remove them from the paint

Tyre and Trim Dressing

Viscosity of the gel will change depending on temperature

not recommended for dirty paintwork as it may cause swirling

aiding in protection from UV damage

BAM (Boron Aluminium Magnesium) was created in an attempt to develop a material that generated electricity when heated

Available in Chew Bar fragrance (Are you old enough to remember Wham Bars first time round